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| Alexander Wang Spring Ready to Wear 2011 |
Things were starting to get really good, and I mean
really really good, between Alex and I, but then like a typical man he had to go and screw things up. In an attempt to mix things up and have us all questioning if we really know the man, Alexander sent us some sort of Jedi-Tribe curve ball this past fashion week.
Designers...always trying to reinvent the wheel. I'll have you know Alex that I liked the damn wheel. The wheel was perfect the way it was.
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| Alexander Wang Spring Ready to Wear 2011 |
How do I even begin reviewing this collection? It breaks my heart just to look at it...doodle prints, metallic duck tape, CAMEL TOE -these are not a few of my favorite things. I guess for starters I can quote fashion reporter Tim Blanks who had this to say: "First thing you notice: no black". The second thing you notice of course is that it's a f-ing disaster. The wool plunging and cropped sweater above looks like something you might find at your local Salvation Army. I can't believe I'm mocking Alex's work. It seems cruel and unusual....like telling your own child they're ugly.
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| Alexander Wang Spring Ready to Wear 2011 |
This first look to the left looks like something you get put in for a pap smear at the doctor's office. There is just nothing wearable about this collection. It's about as appealing as the model's painted dreadlocked hair. I am being a Negative Nancy though, which I hate so I'll stop now. On the bright side Alex is becoming more confident. He's trying to find himself. At least it's not as painful to watch as Taylor Momsen. I really hope Alex returns to the darkside next season. He was so deliciously sexy and office goth last collection below.
It's okay Alex. I won't give up on your geometric genius just yet.
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| Alexander Wang Fall Ready to Wear 2010 |
(pics credited to style.com)
