(credit olsen obsessive)
Dear Ashley,
How do you do it? You look more comfortable than a high school student roaming the locker bay in pajamas and yet you don't look frumpy or distasteful at all. Au contraire -you look on the cutting edge of fashion. You appear to have invented some sort of relaxed avant-guarde sub genre. I don't understand. I mean, are those Birkenstocks? Please quit defying style logic. You're confusing me and the rest of the world who thought they had this whole fashion thing figured out.
Sincerely,
Your lowly online style stalker
